April 2017

The Ravages Of Rampant Capitalism

On your mobilty vehicle photoshoot Do you ever think the love of money is the root Of all evil. Nostalgia for Thatcherism In the ravages of rampant capitalism A world intent on being mean Deserves…


Robert De Niro’s Fighting

Robert De Niro has come out fighting against Donald Trump. Hear his rousing speech set against Bananarama. From the album Tales From The Locker Room by The Jung Ones. Listen here


Strong And Stable

Strong and stable, strong and stable, I’m your mum, I’m your mum. Let me sell your health care, let me sell your health care, don’t live long don’t live long Strong and stable Strong and…


War Ukulele

with apologies to Tom Robinson Ooh what a pickle we’re in missus A fool in the White House, a fool in north Korea We’re even having to march for science These tiny leaders might not…


The Eejit

This is the story… Iggy Pop moves to Scotland where he annoys the neighbours by playing loud music at night. After a disastrous spell playing left back for Cumbernauld Town, he goes on the rampage…


First We Take Lumphinnans

Speed hovercraft like a bird on the wing Over the Forth to Fife We’re coming over to absolve your sins And spice up your dreary life First we take Lumphinnans Then we take Leven We’ve…