Tommy Sheppard SNP
He used to give me gigs
But now he hangs round that Westminster crowd
Kicking the Tories in the dick

He used to be in Labour
But now they’re dead of course
So haud yer wheesht, make Edinburgh East
The land of Salt n Sauce

So let us get him back to Whitehall
In the Houses of Parliament
Theresa May contain nuts, Boris Johnson’s a klutz
And we all know what rhymes with Jeremy Hunt

from It’s Turned Out Shite Again by George Flambé. Listen here