September 2017

Alex Zane’s Mangina

He thinks he’s showing us funny stuff But we’re just looking at his man muff From Chingford to China They stare at Alex Zane’s Mangina You know that he will mention a Horse fisting Scottish…


Only Shoes

  Every woman, every man, thinks they’re a comedian Stand up, stand up…. Everybody throws their fists except journalists Who throw footwear Footwear All he wanted was to hit Bush on the nose His sole…



5000 Yobbos

  The ghost of Bill Grundy regales a hostile crowd with his nonsensical drunken punk rock anecdotes, ably assisted by the Sexual Pistoles themselves. from the album Mind Programming by Tommy Mackay


I Want Moore

  From the album Phineas Freak & The Smooth Perturbations featuring Patrick Moore. In tribute to Holger Czukay RIP.


Kez – the EP

Trailer for the KEZ EP – featuring It’s Ma Pairty, Kez! Kezia Dugdale’s Dad, Bye Bye Kezia and Scottish Labour. EP available here