January 2018

Lady Mone (Treacherous Scants Merchant)

Lady Mone – tacky, tacky Lady Mone She’s got a sumptuous apartment overlooking the Tower Bridge When she’s all alone she only has to open up the door of her fridge For the spotlight In…


Theresa May Is A Shitebag

Theresa May Is A Shitebag She won’t debate on TV She might as well have a white flag Get into the sea She will not sign an agreement Telling Trump to fuck off She’s very…


Empire State Fall

Every John Peel introduction to every Fall track and session on his show backed by Human League’s Empire State Human. As featured on the album Black Paternoster here


MES RIP

Farewell then, Mark E Smith…


Save Our Macaroni Pie

If you’re the kinda person with hollow legs And you cannae get enough pastry from Greggs Then why oh why oh why Have they banished the macaroni pie? Give us it back Give us it…


Crowds

Inauguration, protest march What’s the difference? Here’s a chart I’ve got some figures, do the maths And sprinkle fairy dust Rows and flows of golden showers Snowflakes, papier mache flowers Mash potatos like Trump Towers,…


Dickie

Oh Dickie Leonard won What the hell have you done, hey Dickie, hey Dickie Oh Dickie, all the best Hope you’ve got a bullet-proof vest, hey Dickie, hey Dickie Oh Dickie let’s get rad, don’t…


Davey I Love You

I’m Alex Cole Hamilton I find it so insulting That my pal Davey’s been abused He’s got a beard and glasses The SNP think that is A reason to be really rude If you diss…


Girther

Now there’s a doctor – the best in the land His name is Ronny Jackson He says I have incredible genes It’s true – they make me look real slim I’m in great shape, svelte,…