If you’re the kinda person with hollow legs
And you cannae get enough pastry from Greggs
Then why oh why oh why
Have they banished the macaroni pie?

Give us it back
Give us it back
I wanna lukewarm pasta
For my heart attack

why oh why oh why
Save our macaroni pie

The people of Scotland – do you wanna offend em?
Is it retribution for the referendum?
You can keep your sausage rolls and your steak bake guys
You can take our freedom but you’ll never take our pies

why oh why oh why
Save our macaroni pie

It might not be a delicacy down south
But it delicately melts in my mouth
Gonny gonny no
Take our macaroni no – hey
Gonny gonny no
Take our macaroni no -hey

why oh why oh why
Save our macaroni pie

from the album Bam Glam by Tommy Mackay.