June 2018

Twat

  Danny Dyer meets Queen and John Cooper Clarke in this musical twatfest.Who knows abaht Brexit? No-one’s got a fucking clue. What’s happened to that twat David Cameron? How comes he can scuttle off? He’s…


Subtweet Good To Me

As Germany crash out of the World Cup, Kay Burley does the biggest subtweet in history… Tank girl, Dugdale isn’t it a pity We don’t want you to contribute to the kitty This is bam…



Ally and Johnny

  Ally McCoist continues to astound with his World Cup commentary as he reveals that he met up with Johnny Rotten on a plane once, as fellow commentator Jon Champion witters on about Johnny Rotten’s…


Mark Lawrenson

Everybody’s favourite co-commentator at the World Cup, really is a fun guy. No, really. Watch the video for evidence… Robert Peston, Alan Hansen The love children of Charlie Manson Hansen is as Hansen does Time…


Totally Fired

  Little racist Lord Sugar goes all ‘Carry On’ in this mix of The Fall’s ‘Totally Wired’ and The Apprentice.


Fulsome Brexit Blues

The interminable Brexit negotiations and discussions trundle on and on and on, while The Nicola and Mhairi Chain make their feelings known in the style of Johnny Cash. I hear the Brexit comin’ It’s soundin’…


Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master

  The World Cup is in full swing and over on ITV the coverage features Ally McCoist co-commentating and giving us his views on philosophy and Russian literature. Sensationally stirring stuff…. Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master Ally…


Does the panel think?

As David Dimbleby announces he’s leaving Question Time, here’s the opening track to Half Bam Half Whisky’s Questionable Times album detailing the make up of a typical panel and audience on every political anorak’s favourite…


Jesus Was A Refugee

I saw you on my TV Hashtag BBCQT It was all a bit cringy Mo Farrah, Freddie Mercury Jesus was a Refugee Wearing Calvin Kleins in Calvary Gallus gals from Galilee Buy one god, get…