Pa Pa Pa Pa Putin

 

Oh, those Russians

There lives a certain man in Russia who is shonky
He’s big and strong, size of a donkey
He’s the latest squirrel distraction in the press
In this whole govern mental shit storm mess
He should have been played by Donald Pleasance
It’s such a shame he’s dead
He could have captured his effervescence
He’s so well red

Pa pa pa pa pa Putin
Novichok in my ice cream
Here is a song that’ll get on your nerves
Pa pa pa pa pa pa Putin
Russia’s greatest love machine
He eats babies for hors d’oeuvres

World, shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. Put your head
back in the clouds – Gavin Williamson’s so dead
In all affairs of state he was the man to call
Going nah nah nah nah nah, I hate you all
Meanwhile Putin rubs his hands in glee
Hearing Gavin do his best
This guy’s even worse than me
It’s so easy to wind up the West

But when his drinking,lusting
and his hunger for power
became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous man
became louder and louder

Frankly, Russia should go away
and should shut up

Oh, those Russians

 

1 Comment on "Pa Pa Pa Pa Putin"

  1. Stephen Deep Fry | July 1, 2018 at 6:37 pm | Reply

    This really is the quickest media outlet to sing the news. Russia only just won a few minutes ago.Impressive.

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