Oooh Gordon. I know you spend night times
Wrapped like Ghandi in a cool cool neon vow
Fade away and radiate – Naw!
Fade away and radiate – Naw!

Why won’t anybody listen to me?
Thank god for the Daily Record and the BBC
Fade away and radiate – Naw!
Fade away and radiate – Naw!

It’s me, it’s me, it’s me
Don’t listen to the SNP
It’s me, it’s me, it’s me
I’m the King of Kirkcaldy

I used to be prime minister you know
Everybody loved me
Tony told me so

from the album Caledonia Uber Alles by Half Bam Half Whisky

see also:

https://www.dailyreckless.com/2019/01/28/gordon-brown-sings-political-ballads/

Fade Away And Masturbate