We were going to show you the video of this song here but unfortunately it’s been blocked by the BBC.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh well, here’s the tune anyway:

Ed Balls, Ed Balls, Ed nae baws,
Ed Balls, Ed Balls, Ed nae baws,
Ed Balls, Ed Balls, Ed nae baws,
Now hear the word of Ed Balls!

His mouth bone’s connected to his foot bone,
His foot bone’s connected to his arse bone,
His arse bone’s connected to his elbow bone,
Now hear the word of Ed Balls!

His toe bone’s connected to his knee bone,
His knee bone’s connected to his Blair bone,
His Blair bone’s connected to his cock bone,
Now hear the word of Ed Balls!

Ed Balls, Ed Balls, Ed nae baws,
Ed Balls, Ed Balls, Ed nae baws,
Ed Balls, Ed Balls, Ed nae baws,
Now hear the word of Ed Balls!

We couldn’t seem to find any backbone
We couldn’t seem to find any hip bone,
His wife is connected to his trombone,
Now hear the word of Ed Balls!

His hand bone’s connected to his face bone,
His face bone’s connected to his cell phone,
His cell phone’s connected to his milibone,
Now hear the word of Ed Balls!

Ed Balls, Ed Balls, Ed nae baws,
Ed Balls, Ed Balls, Ed nae baws,
Ed Balls, Ed Balls, Ed nae baws,
Now hear the word of Ed Balls!

from the album Stramash- Ups by Tommy Mackay. Listen here