If you’re struggling to find work here
There are plenty jobs in North Korea
Making bombs for minimum fee
It’s a booming industry
Radioactivity

Korea Opportunities
They’ve got bombs
But we’ve got lots of protest songs
Billy Bragg and Germaine Greer
We’re sending them to North Korea

Korea, Korea, Korea
Gives you a nice glow

North Korea, North Korea
They’ve got bombs but we’ve got beer
I’ve got my beer in the sideboard here
I’ve got no fear of North Korea

North Korea, North Korea
They’re going fucking nuclear
Kim Jong il makes me feel queer
Let Gordon sort him out if he comes round here

North Korea, North Korea
I’ll tell you what to do, my dear
Aim your bombs at Westminsteer
Nuke our parliament – hear, hear!