We have whisky for breakfast
Fuck The Zeitgeist
That’s how we get through

The Daily Reckless
Is our bible
Pumping Irn Bru

We are the Sensational Alex Salmond Band
We are vocationally qualified to tell Scotland
To pull up your socks
Pull in your stomachs
Hands off cocks
And lay off the Tunnocks
The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band

Never mind Vambo
We’ve got a Jambo
Straight outta Linlithgow

We know Sean Connery
But Billy Connelly
He doesn’t want to know

Are you going?
Are you going to the tea party?
Are you going to the Broxburn Tea Party?
Are you going?
You’ll have had your tea
Party!

from the album The Sensational Alex Salmond Band

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