Well she lives all alone in a Manchester flat
She wears Pringle jumpers and a floppy hat
And her one aim in life is to be in The Fall
Banging some bongos, she’s waiting for the call

Go have a go Granny on bongos
Do you remember how that Fall song goes?
The one with a megaphone and a kazoo
And H.P. Lovecraft fighting in world war two

Well one day Mark E Smith happened to be in town
So she turned up in her dressing gown,
She climbed up on stage and proceeded to dance
Then fiddled with all the controls on the amps

Go have a go Granny on bongos
Do you remember how that Fall song goes?
The one with a megaphone and a kazoo
And H.P. Lovecraft fighting in world war two

from the album 40 Odd Years Of The Fall by Tommy Mackay. Listen here