Ooh baby life’s just chaotic
The prime minister is robotic
It’s cuntissentially idiotic
Dumb, desperate and despotic
Together whatever we recall now
Cuntissentially means fuck all now
Whatever mystery life’s about
There’s no doubt we’ll never work it out
Cause you’re mad and I’m nuts
And everybody hates someone’s guts
Too much bullshit and pish
It’s cuntissentially cuntish
Ooh baby so many haters
Cuntissentially masturbators
Caps lock warriors, tiny cock kings
Jerking off to Katie Hopkins
There’s a poisonous mouth organ
Goes by the name of Piers Morgan
All the courage of a tiny mouse
Cowering on a TV couch
Cause you’re mad and I’m nuts
And everybody hates someone’s guts
Too much bullshit and pish
It’s cuntissentially cuntish
Cuntish
Cuntish
Cuntish!
From the album Caledonia Uber Alles by Half Bam Half Whisky
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