So may I introduce to you
The one and only Billy Cheese
And Sergeant Cheddar’s Lonely Cheese Club Band
Biiiiiiiiiii
Lleeeeeeeeee
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

What would you do if i ran out of cheese?

me: *stands up and walks out*

words by Alex Shaw (the mighty Spacefish)

from the album Eat The Meatless