As Andrew Mitchell gets a cabinet post in the Rishi Sunak cabinet, we remember that time he got on his bike…
I’ve got a fucking bike and I’ll ride it where I like
It’s got a basket and a big fucking horn on
Learn your fucking place, you are a disgrace
You don’t run this fucking government, get out my face
I’m a stroppy toff you can all fuck off
You haven’t heard the last of this
Get out my way you cops
Yeah, you are all plebs but at least you’re not Nick Clegg
He apologises when he gets a hard on
I am the chief whip, don’t give me fucking lip
Look at me in awe, I am above the law
I’ll do whatever I like on my fucking bike
I’ll go wherever I want on my fucking bike
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