Mike Oxmells
Says I’m lyin’
And I’m losin’ control
But the power
I’m supplyin’
Is electrifyin’

You’d better wake up
I am Douglas Ross
But nobody knows my name
Not even my boss
He thinks it’s Murray Ross
Uh Murray Ross is doing an excellent job
Nothin’ left for me to do

So, Mike Oxmells
Have you got a question?
Ooh ooh ooh, honey
Mike Oxmells
Have you got a question?
Ooh ooh ooh, honey
Mike Oxmells
Have you got a question?
Ooh ooh ooh
I’m not sure
Douglas, stop ignoring the tough questions
I’m really not

I think my honourable friend Murray Ross is doing an excellent job
I’m not sure