Here are the clinical
Unpolished facts
For Scottish political anoraks
Outside your bubble
Nobody cares
That you’re taking the trouble
To split bawhairs

Oh relax, don’t do it, when you want to retweet it
Anoraks, don’t do it, when you want Sturgeon
Oh relax, don’t do it, when you want to go to it
Anoraks, don’t do it, go out and get some sun

Holyrood’s burning
With boredom – yikes
The flags are unfurling in Dumbiedykes
All under one banner
All under one pound
The indy nirvana
Going underground

Aye aye aye aye aye
Blog it to me one more time
I’m a lazy sod
Show us yer crazy pod
cast

 

from the album Radio Sick Music by Half Bam Half Whisky