I’m your top prime cut of meat in Scotch pies
You wannae be elected, aye?
I like my caramel logs deep fried
You wannae be elected, aye?
The kids want independence too
You wannae be elected, aye?
And Tunnocks Tea Cakes and Irn Bru
You wannae be elected, aye?

Elected….

We’re gonna win this one, take the country by storm
Ah wannae be elected
More drugs, more booze, more pies, more porn
Ah wannae be elected

Elected…