Nobody likes us
Everybody hates us
May as well go and eat worms
We can’t write a song to save us
Even beaten by the Germans

Bite all our heads off
Suck all the juice out
Throw the empty skins away

Everyone in Europe and the world
Hates the UK

Nil points, nil points
The UK got nil points
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
The UK got nil points

What a joke