Sammy and his staunch sausages
This is serious politics
Forget extortion and the bare faced lies
Because this curious orange head
Fondling a bunch of sausages
Is political discourse in modern times

Whenever I wonder what song to sing
I draw the line at My Ding A Ling
The news is boring me to tears
You’d think that after all these years
When you look under the rocks and see
More scum, complacency and corruption
You’d maybe call it a day

I mean… sausages, for fucks sake