If you go down to Leicester Square
There’s a statue of William Shakespeare there
Last weekend if you had a listen
It came in for some unique literary criticism
The tartan army were not impressed
They thought their bard was the best
The chant went up
The people spoke
And Willie Shakespeare’s reputation went up in smoke
Shite Rabbie Burns
Yer just a shite Rabbie Burns
Shite Rabbie Burns
Yer just a shite Rabbie Burns
Fuckin genius on the ball as ever ♥️