We’re the Gbeebies
Sounding sad upon your TV screens
Cos nobody is listening
Our mothers cried
They’re embarrassed, who’d blame them?

But we’ve grown (we’re grown ups)
So grown (so grown up)
Now I must say more than ever
(Come on Arlene)
Oh jahoor a toora loo rye ay
We’ve got a new star signing

Come on Arlene, oh I swear you’ll be seen*
At this moment, we’ll take anything
Farage is still here, as is Neil Oliver
But Andy Neil’s not so keen,
So come on Arlene!

 

*chorus words: @Tucker5Law