Peer of the realm
With a nifty line in legalese
He thinks he’s both Thelma
And her best friend Louise
One of these days he will have to find some principles
But until then he’ll just be known as Keir Creosote

Heid the baw
Do hee haw
Prick of the year
Man of no consequence
Creosote Keir
Taking both sides in all disagreements
A permanent fixture on top of a fence

Picking splinters from out of your arsecheeks
Is that all you amount to?
Are you red, are you blue?
Being two faced isn’t the diplomatic answer you think it is
You long streak o piss