Don’t tell Kath, woa, woa
The government’s havin a laugh, woa, woa
They’ve led us up the garden path, woa, woa
I am an Oz envoy at last

They’ve got Tim Henman (c’mon Tim!)
And David Beckham
And the skateboarding team for the diplomatic corps

All they have to do
Is get Jim Davidson too
To rant and rave and scream and slash and boo

Don’t tell Kath, woa, woa
The government’s havin a laugh, woa, woa
They’ve led us up the garden path, woa, woa
I am an Oz envoy at last