I’ll take 20 quid a week from you
And you’ll pay for social care too
Those are the facts maan
Yeah, just pay the tax maaan

We’ll vaccinate the poor you see
To stop them from getting wealthy
That’s the real vax man
It’s Brexit Max maaan

Never mind about the meek
And the 350 million pounds a week
If you get too cold, you’ll still take the heat
Walk your garden so I can tax your feet

 

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