Geronimo died for somebody’s sins but not mine*
Killed by DEFRA
Dragged from his farm
Their hearts of stone
Now they’ve been owned
They said he had TB

People said “beware!”
But they didn’t care
Words are just
Rules and regulations – it’s TB, TB

Put a rope round his neck, you know they looked so proud
Movin’ in this here atmosphere where anything’s allowed
The Conservative party – they just get bored
Until they look out the window, see a sweet young thing
Humpin’ on the parking meter, leanin’ on the parking meter

Oh, he looks so good, oh, he looks so fine
And they got this crazy feeling about an alpaca, make him mine
Ooh I’ll put my spell on him
Here he comes
Walkin’ down the field
Here he comes
Comin’ through the gate
Here he comes
Crawlin’ up the ramp
Here he comes…

And the name is, and the name is, and the name is, and the name is Geronimo oh oh
Geronimo
Geronimo oh oh

Geronimo died for somebody’s sins
Geronimo died for somebody’s sins
but not mine
Geronimo
Geronimo oh oh

*line by @smokeybarkid