Monobrowed Girl

 

Hey, where do we go?
What is a nightclub?
Nobody knows
But it isn’t the pub
Can I go dancin?, hey, hey
Skippin’ the queue, jumpin’ in
I don’t need no covid certificate
Oh, our hearts a-thumping and you

Monobrowed girl
You don’t need ID, Ian Brown girl

And whatever happened
To going to discos?
Going down the discotheque
Dancing to Right Said Fred
Van Morrissey as well
And Eric Clapton
All of them are dull as hell

Compared to you
My monobrowed girl
You don’t need ID, Ian Brown girl

Do you remember when we used to sing
Sha la la I’m too sexy for vaccine passports
Sha la la I’m too sexy for vaccine passports
You’re not getting in mate

sample by @jbwhitesnake

See also:

Van Der Plague Generator

Oh Fuck, It’s Ian Brown

Failure

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