words by @Tucker5law

 

Photographs of Ms Coffey, time of her life at karaoke
She thinks of all the cakes she licks
And all the benefits she’s going to fix
Gove’s drilling in Peru, gives himself a little cuddle
But there’s no place here for compassionate twaddle
Capital punishment, that’s Priti’s model

They call him Boris but his real name’s Alex
I don’t want to go to Starbucks

Oh no, I’m not commuting
I’ve seen that contagion movie
I don’t want to breathe your germs
I’m enjoying work from home

I don’t want to go to Costa

Everybody’s got new orders
Be a nice girl, back in office
While the teachers live in dread
And the kids catch long covid
Men come screaming, dressed in frock coats
Shake you very gently by the purse
One’s named Mogg, one’s named Rishi
I don’t want a Pret A Manger

Oh no, I’m not commuting
I’ve seen that contagion movie
I don’t want to breathe your germs
I’m enjoying work from home
I don’t want to go to Costa

 

see also:

Therese Coffey – Way To Go