I Don’t Know Prince Andrew

 

I’ve been around for such a long time now
I still remember overthrowing Chairman Mao
And it was my idea to build Stonehenge
I invented sausages and common sense
So I don’t care what you think you have seen
I have met King Kong, I’ve never met the Queen
I don’t know Prince Andrew
And all those pictures are photoshopped too

I get a feeling when I look your way
You guys do not believe a single word I say
I would tell my mum if she was here
That you are being mean and you won’t let me play
So I don’t care what you think you have seen
I have met King Kong, I’ve never met the Queen
I don’t know Prince Andrew
And all those pictures are photoshopped too

Why should it matter to you if there’s loads of evidence
I’m not scared of impeachment and I’m not scared of Mike Pence

I’m a baby!

Somebody take this diaper off of me
I am so full of shit that I cannot pee
I’m gonna blow so just get out my way
It’s gonna hit the fan, the walls and the UK
And I don’t care what you think you have seen
I have met King Kong, I’ve never met the Queen
I don’t know Prince Andrew
And all those pictures are photoshopped too

No I don’t care what you think you have seen
I have met King Kong, I’ve never met the Queen
I don’t know Prince Andrew
And all those pictures are photoshopped too

 

see also:

Grand Old Duke

The Nonce Watching Golf

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