Robert Peston’s got a scoop
Got a scoop
Got a scoop

Robert Peston’s got a scoop
Hold the front page

Boris had his wife with him
Wife with him
Wife with him
Boris had his wife with him
They were drinking

Carrie Johnson likes a gin
Likes a gin
Likes a gin
Carrie Johnson likes a gin
Ooo er, crikey!

 

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O Come All Ye Pundits

Put A Phone In Your Pocket/Laura