Wadin’ through the waste of Westminster
And there’s not a friend to help you through
Douglas, dry your eyes – they won’t save yer
Drop your friends and start to sing the blues

Thank you for your oil, Caledonia
Thank you for your sweet and bitter fruits
Thank you for the whisky for our parties
Thank you for your servile attitude

So come on, come on down to Westminster
Jacob Rees Mogg begs you
Come on, Douglas Ross, you got it in ya
We’ve got to scrape the shit right off their shoes

So come on, come on down to Westminster
Come on, ya lightweight, we want you
Come on, Douglas Ross, you got it in ya
We’ve got to scrape the shit right off our shoes

 

see also:

https://www.dailyreckless.com/2021/04/03/when-will-i-be-ruth-davidson/

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