I love big tables
And ancient fables
Russians don’t fear the reaper
But for some reason we fear Ukraine
We can be like Stalin
Get a table extension (get it from IKEA)
I always need extensions (don’t fear IKEA)
That’s my plan
Verbal diarrohea
Da, da, da, da, da
Da, da, da, da, da

 

see also:

I Wouldn’t Touch A Russian With A Ten Foot Pole

London Laundromat