I am Jacob, look at me
I’m fwom the nineteenth centuwy
I know Latin, I know Gweek
That mummy May has got a cheek

She said that I was a big baby
But it’s not twoo cos Nanny said to me

Na noo noo noo na na na na
Is what my nanny said to me
Na noo noo noo na na na na
Nanny was a… nazi
Na noo noo noo na na na na
I’m taking back my cuntwy
Na noo noo noo na na na na
I’ll thcweam if you don’t give it me

I am a pwoper politician (It’s twoo it’s twoo)
Me and my chums have got permission
(It’s twoo. I know because I do)
To pway wiv letters and wiv cwayons
And also hav a wittle seance

Even nanny said it’s scawy
We’re bwinging back the ghost of Diswaeli

Na noo noo noo na na na na
Is what my nanny said to me
Na noo noo noo na na na na
Nanny was a… nazi
Na noo noo noo na na na na
I’m taking back my cuntwy
Na noo noo noo na na na na
I’ll thcweam if you don’t give it me
(She is da boss of all da world and
she can do anyfing wot she wants)