When Will I Be Ruth Davidson?

 

Yes, you’re suitably at one
With The Scotsman and The Sun
Yes, you are

You’ve read Karl Marx
And you’ve taught yourself to dance
You’re the best by far

But you keep asking the question
Whoa, you’re not supposed to mention, hey

When will I be Ruth Davidson?
I can’t answer, I can’t answer that
When will I get to put my racist face on?
I can’t answer, I can’t answer that
When will I be Ruth Davidson?

1 Comment on "When Will I Be Ruth Davidson?"

  1. Ronnie Jenkins | May 15, 2021 at 10:36 am | Reply

    The military vehicle and the Black Watch Tartan is top trolling if you ask me.

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