Pubiquitous*
This is getting ridiculous
In the bath, on the floor
And even the door
Aw naw, aw naw

Pubiquitous
In yer face, in yer sink no less
Black, white and even silver
The most common hair
Short and curly

I bit an apple
What I saw in the core
It’s no joke
Please don’t boke,
I near choked
They will find you
It’ s behind you!

They’re everywhere
Where? Over there on the stair
Right there on the stair
One more hair

They’re on bananas
They’re on Llamas (farsands of ’em)

Taking over the world
Taking over the world

 

word coined by @paulsilkywhite