We’re bringing back the blitz
Vera Lynn resurrected
We’re gonna use the groat
Imperial not metric
Mmmm Brexit

Eating tripe and gruel
Watching Love Thy Neighbour
And Mind Your Language
And just for a second I thought I remembered the EU

So now I’m alone
Now I can think for myself
About jellied eels
And war
And things that I just don’t understand
Like, well most things really
Bring back rationing I say
We’ve got the food shortages for it

Imperial not metric

 

see also:

She Sells Brexit

Cockney Brexit Knees Up

Brexit’s Yellowhammer