Sycophantic and infantile
That’s the state of the British Isles
Home of the shitfaced and shipwrecked
Don’t panic, just genuflect
Don’t panic, just genuflect

Never mind reality
Celebrate the pageantry
Just pretend it’s all OK
Sycofantile in the UK
Sycofantile in the UK

Fawn and grovel all of the day
Fawn and grovel all of the day

 

see also:

Are You My Mummy?

Jubile