The Diarrhoea Of A Madwoman (I Resign)

As the letters flood in, a reminder of a previous incumbent. “Am I going to see this through? Yes.”

 

This is a Brexit
Got the runs in the end
It touches almost every area
And am I going to see this through?
Yes

Brexit’s good to me, you know
It makes me feel free, you know
I must go
I’m in government and I resign

May says she is fine, you know
She tells us all the time, you know
She said so
I’m in government and I resign

I’m so glad that I get off scot free
I’m so glad, I’ll get a consultancy
That there baby buys me things, you know
It buys me diamond rings, you know
I must go
I’m in government and I resign

Free movement
Geoffrey Boycott stuck to it
And he got the runs in the end
And I understand some people feel uncomfortable
About the details in the backstop
Yes – difficult and sometimes uncomfortable
I’m sorry

When I leave the cabinet
I’ll get a better job, you bet
I’ll be minted
I’m in government and I resign

I’m so glad that I can walk away
I’m so glad, I don’t have to take the blame
It’s great being a defector
I’ll be a company director
Or CEO
I’m in government and I resign
I’m in government and I resign

first posted 15th November 2018

from the album SingalongaMay by Half Bam Half Whisky

see also:

Crazy Boris (Approaching Menace version)

Boris Beaker

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