I am standing to be the
next Conservative leader
and your Prime Minister
For me it’s about aspirational conservatism,

Fresh ideas and a fresh team
for a fresh start for our great country
moving forward, you can see
Full video on my Facebook page

Don’t you know I am standing, I’m butter that you can believe
I may be a bit expensive but I am quality
And I am standing just to waste your time
Fucking up the process and your lives, cos I am out my mind

Vote for Lurpak (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Vote for Lurpak (yeah, yeah, yeah)

 

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