A Liz Truss Carol

Liz Truss, you used to hate the monarchy
Now you are Lizzie’s biggest fan
And you used to think that Brexit was a bad idea
Now you’re anti-European

If you don’t like my principles, I have others too
The Ghost of Liz Truss Past will come back to haunt you

Liz Truss, even kids can see right through you
And tell you straight to your face
They hate Boris and your company
Ooh you’re a disgrace

If you don’t like my principles, I have others too
The Ghost of Liz Truss Present is here to haunt you

Would you like to see how the future pans out
How everything turns out fine
If it’s just bin fires on a ravaged wasteland
Don’t worry, you can always change your mind

If you don’t like my principles, I have others too
The Ghost of Liz Truss Yet To Come will haunt you

see also:

Three Times A Woman

Liz Truss’s Helmet

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