Keir Hardie was the first, Arthur Henderson the worst,
George Barnes, Ramsay MacDonald
William Adamson, J. R. Clynes,
George Lansbury, Clement Attlee – fun times
Hugh Gaitskell, Harold Wilson, James Callaghan,
Michael Foot, Neil Kinnock, John Smith, oh man
Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Ed Miliband,
Jeremy Corbyn, now Mr Bland

Tony Blair’s mortgage advisor*
I’ve seen more urgency in John Major’s Y-Fronts
He’s Tony Blair’s mortgage advisor
Keir Starmer, donkey farmer

 

with thanks to @PhantomPower for the title

see also:

Keir Starmer

Keir Creosote