Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood riding through the glen.
Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood wanting Number 10.
Gives to the bad what he steals from the good.
Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood.

Lizzy Truss Lizzy Truss riding on a tank
Lizzy Truss Lizzy Truss emptying your bank.
Buy British cheese, even on your knees.
One of us? Lizzy Truss, Lizzy Truss

verse 1 words – @IamHappyToast
verse 2 words – @SassenachExile

see also:

(I Can’t Get Enough) Vilification

Dropped On Her Head (Tea Sock)