As Lady Mone takes a gardening break from the House Of Lords, here’s the time she boasted she was a Baroness for life.

 

Tories gave me power
But I still sell shit on QVC
What price now for a shallow piece of dignity

I see Stewart Mcdonald
Tweeted to my lovely face
But I wear the pants
And ermine bras every day

Knickerbocker glory
Deliciously tory
You’re an SNP moron
A few more months and then you’re gone

But I’m designed for life
I’m designed for life
I’m designed for life
Baroness 4 life

 

from Slime Of The Times by Half Bam Half Whisky

 

see also:

https://www.dailyreckless.com/2018/10/23/lady-mone-treacherous-scants-merchant/

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