As Andy Murray battles through yet again, here’s an old cheesy classic from the archives:

He’s eloquent and witty
He’s a Scot and he’s a hibby
Andy Murray
Andy Murray

He’s beaten Roger Federer
And nothing could be betterer
Andy Murray
Andy Murray

He’s a slave to the rally
We’ve all gone doolally
He knocked Federer out cold
He’s indestructible and gold

Murray wins, Murray wins
Too good to hurry
Jings, crivvens, help ma boab

He’s not a Scottish stereotype
He’s Olympic champion
That’s right

Stuff your strawberries, cream and pâtés
We’re having haggis, neeps and tatties