Riding shotgun in my car
Doing a piece to camera
Can you imagine the way I felt
I didn’t put on my seat belt
But it is fine, they won’t fine me
I’ve no particular thing to say

Oh dearie me, here come the bill
Now I’m a fully fledged criminal
I suppose it comes with the territory
Thank god for Boris and Zahawi
Taking the heat off of me
I’ve no particular thing to say

see also:

Rishi Hell And The Tabloids

Rishi Hood