Overweight, out of shape – Angry
At the slim boys, in the swim boys – Healthy
Watch your calories, vitamin A -Trim down

Lose weight, dehydrate
Fade away, diet fate

Lost two stones in just two weeks – Happy
Calorie controlled dinner – Slimcia
Pineapple and carrot juice – Supper

Go to work on a cabbage leaf – Hungry
Go to sleep with an ounce of bread – Hungry
Now my scales read just three stones – Hungry

Nothing left, just couldn’t stop
Skin and bones just decompose

 

from The Diary Of A Musical Nobody – Chapter 3 – Innocence -1978

 

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