Prince Trousers is coming, so be aware
You might think that you’ve nothing to wear
But it doesn’t matter, he’s broad minded
Anyway, he won’t see you or even care

Royalty, royalty hanger on, hanger on
Royalty, royalty hanger on, hanger on

She’s a groupie to Prince Trouser’s cause
She sticks to the great monarchic laws
Press cuts of Prince Trousers adorn her room
She hopes to touch Prince Trousers very soon

Royalty, royalty hanger on, hanger on
Royalty, royalty hanger on, hanger on

The royal walkabout is coming our way
Mixing with the minions, he gives a wave
Now she’s getting wet cos he looked her way
Because her flag was in an unconventional place

from The Diary Of A Musical Nobody Chapter 4 – Piece Of Nonsense