I’m waiting in a queue
They tell me what to do
When I get to the top
They’ll send me to a shop

Don’t charge nothing to me
Only if it’s free

I’ve got to make demands
Try another stance
Allowance for my clothes
So everybody knows

I’ll need some company
But only if it’s free

I’m waiting in a queue
They tell me what to do
When I get to the top
They’ll send me to a shop

I’ll need some company
But only if it’s free

Don’t charge nothing to me
Only if it’s free

from The Diary Of A Musical Nobody Chapter 5 – More Party Pieces