Poundland headband decoration
Poundland headband decoration
Poundland headband decoration
Poundland headband decoration

Milf sword thirst*

The heroine of the coronation
(Poundland headband decoration)
Four cats, forecast: ruination
(Poundland headband decoration)

A million tories burst
A mordant being, cursed
Milf sword thirst

Poundland headband decoration
Poundland headband decoration
Poundland headband decoration
Poundland headband decoration

She doing a Christmas fitness video?
Penny for the guy oh no no no
She’s the nation’s new favourite Tory
If you’re over ninety two
Or under three

Poundland headband decoration
Poundland garland declaration
Poundland headband decoration
Poundland headband decoration

*title courtesy @brokenbottleboy