I live in the Houses of Parliament
I like prostitutes and Charlie and
I am the Lizard of Osborne
The Lizard of Osborne

Hissing from my lair in the south
With a silver spoon in my mouth
I am the Lizard of Osborne
The Lizard of Osborne

Oh Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon
Giddy on ching

Lord Sewel’s got nothing on me
I am the king of austerity
I am the Lizard of Osborne
The Lizard of Osborne

Hatched from a Faberge egge
I am the chancer of the ex check
I am the Lizard of Osborne
The Lizard of Osborne

Oh Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon
Giddy on ching

Gideon, bang yer gums
Gideon

from the album Bam Glam by Tommy Mackay

see also:

George Osborne Stance

Gideon Ding Dong